Tongue-In-Cheek … Foot-In-Mouth

Look, Lord knows I am no brain surgeon.  But I do have common Glenn Beck sense.  So, here is how I view socialism.  And I do this by way of an example:
A nightclub with waiters and waitresses
Okays, so, we have 10 waiters and 10 waitresses.  At the end of each shift, all tips will be put [...]

Obama says: “He would rather be a great one-term president than a two-term mediocre president.”
Okay, so stay with me on this.  If he were a mediocre one-term president, in order for him to be a mediocre two-term president he would have to be elected twice.  Now, if he is elected twice as being a mediocre [...]

There are a lot of moms and dads around the country who DO NOT want their children subjected to Obama’s socialist ideologies, which is to be presented to them, our youth, DURING SCHOOL, on Tuesday, September 8th.
I TOTALLY DISAGREE WITH THESE MOMS AND DADS!  LET THEM SEE AND LISTEN TO IT!
No, relax, I have not been fooling [...]

OMG!  She’s intelligent; she’s funny; she’s cute; she’s conservative, AND she is now the Vice-Presidential PICK!  GO GOP!

I’d like to take a moment here to discuss the best way to balance your household finances, and then number one most vitally important way to achieve a fiscal equilibrium is to NEVER let your husband within 700 nautical miles of ANY household finances, because your husband’s skull, like every man’s skull, is full of [...]

I’ve decided that instead of posting this week’s humor column, rather, I’m dedicating this week’s column to Linda, Jeannine, Lorrinda, Annette, Drew, and Joe.  These four wonderful ladies and two great guys all recently emailed me regarding my “Bill Drury For President 17-point Platform.”  Judging from thier emails, it’s clear to me that they are [...]