Sciatica, for the luckily uninfected, is a tender stabbing pain which originates in the middle of your left butt cheek and travels down all the way to China. For those of you who are fortunate enough to have NEVER experienced searing sciatica soreness, I can best characterize it here by telling you to go get [...]
1. Yes nurse, or should I say “Miss Obvious?” I realize I just accidently chopped off his head. Don’t just stand there, go get the duct tape.
2. Removing an appendix is so easy even a janitor can do it. You wanna bet? Okay, hey, you, yes you, the janitor. Come over here. What’s your name? [...]
The main problem associated with getting older is that the warranties on your body parts start to run out around age 50, like, for example, the warranty on your eyeballs. And before you know it, in order to read the newspaper, you have to move the newspaper further and further away from your face until [...]
If you stepped out of the shower and your mirror shielded its eyes and screamed: “OH LORD! PUT SOME CLOTHES ON! MY EYES! MY EYES! DOES ANYONE KNOW A GOOD OPTOMETRIST?” and then took out a restraining order against you; it might be time for you to seriously consider working out on a fulltime basis.
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Guys, we all can agree that our yearly physicals can be a real pain in the butt, especially when your doctor comes at you with a snapped-on plastic glove, and with plans to poke at your prostate with his index finger using the same level of intensity and determination normally associated with a frantic 5th [...]
