Tongue-In-Cheek … Foot-In-Mouth

Weekly humor columns from the mind of humorist Bill Drury

Date Line: Tuesday September 8th 2009—Obama to talk to our youth.

By Billy • Sep 5th, 2009 • Category: Politics

There are a lot of moms and dads around the country who DO NOT want their children subjected to Obama’s socialist ideologies, which is to be presented to them, our youth, DURING SCHOOL, on Tuesday, September 8th.

I TOTALLY DISAGREE WITH THESE MOMS AND DADS!  LET THEM SEE AND LISTEN TO IT!

No, relax, I have not been fooling around with my home lobotomy kit!  I am still a glenn-beck-tea-party-libertarian!

HOWEVER, look, anyone (a.ka. Obama) who would allow the likes of self-admitted communist Van Jones into the White House as “Czar,” which is a euphemistic work meaning: “getting around the senatorial comforation vetting process designed to find out that HE IS a communists,” is obvious a “domestic enemy,” and also a “foregin enemy,” because he has NOT disclosed to U.S. his birth certificate!

I WONDER WHY!

BUT, DO NOT pull your kids out of class.  DO NOT get them a “hall pass” so they do not have to listen to this “domestic enemy, and also a “foregin enemy,” because he has NOT disclosed to U.S. his birth certificate!

I WONDER WHY!”

DO NOT allow your children to stick their head (ostrich-like) into the ground.  Rather, encourage your children to sit quietly and watch and listen to this “domestic enemy,” and also a “foregin enemy,” because he has NOT disclosed to U.S. his birth certificate!

I WONDER WHY!

Take good notes.  Learn from this federal government foe.   Understand him/them, for this is the ONLY way we can fight and defeat this “domestic enemy,” and also a “foregin enemy,” because he has NOT disclosed to U.S. his birth certificate!

I WONDER WHY!

Vote: Bill Drury/Sarah Palin for President/Vice President—2012.

Billy
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