Tongue-In-Cheek … Foot-In-Mouth

OMG!  She’s intelligent; she’s funny; she’s cute; she’s conservative, AND she is now the Vice-Presidential PICK!  GO GOP!

We’ve all had those nights when we can’t sleep, so we turn on the television at 1:46 AM only to come face-to-face with those infomercial scam artist trying to sell you and me everything from miracle mops that can do EVERYTHING from mopping up messes to preparing your taxes; wall hooks that are Hercules strong [...]

I’m not crazy about people who are always busy telling other people what to do and what not to do. My mother is always telling me “I am too skinny, and I need to eat something.” And even though every time I go to my parent’s house and I eat enough spaghetti and [...]

You clean your house before you go on vacation, and you do this because you want to return to a clean home. I tidy up my house before I go on vacation too, but I do it for an entirely different reason: burglars, because one of my biggest fears—next to being chased by a [...]

I’d like to take a moment here to discuss the best way to balance your household finances, and then number one most vitally important way to achieve a fiscal equilibrium is to NEVER let your husband within 700 nautical miles of ANY household finances, because your husband’s skull, like every man’s skull, is full of [...]